#WHAT IT IS WITH CHRIS EVANS AND GRABBING LEFT BOOBS? #HE HAS ESCALATED #HE ISN’T JUST GRABBING HIS OWN LEFT BOOB ANYMORE #HE IS NO LONGER SATISFIED WITH HIS OWN LEFT BOOB AND NOW #HE GRABS FUCKING AARON TAYLOR JOHNSON’S LEFT BOOB TOO
punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so
"You can take away my suits, you can take away my home, but there’s one thing you can never take away from me: I am Iron Man."
I’m home alone with the tv repair man
Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario
porn or murderApparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves